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What is it with Lea and Perins Worcestershire sauce (normally known as Worcester Sauce) the ingredients are a closely guarded secret but is there something sinister in there?

I am new to Worcestershire sauce, in fact I have only really had it for the last 5 years of my life but now I am addicted, I crave it, I can not eat baked beans or cheese on toast without it, every excuse I can think of I use it, I am male and not pregnant, I am as close to human as possible but I need Worcestershire sauce.

I do not smoke, I do not need alcohol, I don’t take drugs, but the other wouldn’t go a miss every now and again, I have days I am addicted to chocolate and I need chocolate but not as often as the need for Worcestershire sauce.

Are the major ingredients, chocolate, alcohol, nicotine and pheromones, I dont know I just need it and I need an answer now.

Any Ideas? please comment.